people with completely clear skin
I wish self-esteem campaigns would focus less on “everyone is beautiful” and more on “who the fuck cares if you are beautiful or not”
I’m kinda glad I can’t go to the dedication because I really can’t hear let the river run without feeling sick sooooooo
why did the calf cross the road
to get to the udder side
see, in spanish the word for “genre” and the word for “gender” is the same: “género”. if you live in mexico and someone asks you what gender you are, you can be whatever i’m comfortable with. i’m a boy, or a girl. i’m a crime noir with a bit of spicy romance. i’m post-punk electronic music. i have trascended human perceptions of gender and am now a being of pure art
we live in a fucked up culture where kids are simultaneously oversexed but stifled in the exploration of their sexuality (especially girls) and porn is one of the only routes they go to as a result of that and it fucks up their perception of sexuality in general but also promotes misogyny and it’s quite tragic actually
i wish someone loved me the way Jay Gatsby loves Daisy
NO YOU DON’T
maybe they do tho
maybe they’re really fucked up and do
It’s like middle schoolers who say they’re Romeo and Juliet
Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.
some people never develop beyond this stage
A kid was walking around school wearing this today and didn’t receive a single comment from administration.
Meanwhile, I was pulled over twice by them to mention how “incredibly short” my bottoms were.
Last time I checked, my shorts don’t reference blowjobs.
Quit sexualizing things that aren’t meant to be suggestive.
Anonymous asked: You are the biggest bitch I have ever met.
Please tell me how I am a bitch. I really try not to be. A lot of my time is apologizing if I even think I’ve been bitchy. I mean I’ve heard some things about one person thinking and spreading that I was a bitch but that was only because I was doing my job that, sucks for you, I have to do or I will get in trouble.
So please let know and I’ll work on it!